Keanu Reeves is a vampire. →
lulz-time: Now, look at this: That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922. His body never was found. Then, look at this: An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino. Compare them: He’s a motherfucking vampire His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530 Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
shorturl: necrolust: Fifty Shades of Grey as read by Gilbert Gottfried i might just show her this hopefully that will put her off reading it nah if anything this video makes the book seem more appealing if it’s read by gilbert gottfried
me: why can't someone like me
person: i like you
me: no not you a different someone
twistedmindmelt: crazy-chick29: sebinsky: hottestshit-haxxorbitch: tomfletcherscats: this video is actually my favorite thing in the entire world and nothing can ever top it. oh my god whoever i end up living with be prepared for this to happen to you *WHEEZES FROM LAUGHING SO HARD* Definitely doing this
Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
Laughed way too hard at this.
Britain: Excuse Me
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick